He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Randomize
