Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
