He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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