somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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