Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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