no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
