thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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