I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I wish life had little blips of pornography
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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