You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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