Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Randomize
