butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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