Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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