i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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