It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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