Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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