He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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