Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I think your dad took our porno
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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