just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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