We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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