spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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