Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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