i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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