i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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