Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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