69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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