Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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