yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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