belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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