i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
My pussy is not your playground.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
this will be a night to untag.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
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