My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Randomize
