I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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