Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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