This girl is more easily done than said...
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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