That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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