it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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