glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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