The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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