Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
This is classic penis vs brain.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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