u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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