one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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