im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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