i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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