yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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