Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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