Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I'm bleeding and have questions
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
