Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I love black thongs
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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