Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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