I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.