My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I supernannyed him into submission
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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