My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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