Just cropdusted the office
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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