woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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