I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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