Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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