sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You were trust falling into bushes
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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