we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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