everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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