i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
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If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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