The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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