The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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