I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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